My fiance and I are getting married in under two months and that can mean only one thing: it's time to knuckle down and paint a picture of Jeff Goldblum. I realise that makes no sense right now, but be satisfied that this is the first in a series of seven and all will be revealed in good time.
I traced an image of Jeff playing Alistair Hennessey in The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Reclined on yellow sofa with glass of wine in hand on the deck of the Belafonte, Alistair agrees to help Steve after Team Zissou suffer the wrath of pirates. There's also a horrible bit with a dog shortly afterwards, but let's not dwell on it.